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Miková is a village and municipality in Stropkov District in the Prešov Region of north-eastern Slovakia.
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}